"Poker is a lot like sex, everybody thinks they're really good at it, but most don't have a clue what they are doing."

"It's hard work, gambling, playing poker. don't let anybody tell you different."

"In the poker game of life, women are the rake."

"The key to poker is the ability to adjust."

"Trust everyone, but cut the cards."

"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker."

"It's not about how many hands you win, it's about how much money you win."

"If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time."

"You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em."

"Fold and live to fold again."

"When we play a hand the same way we would if we could see our opponents' cards, we gain; and when we play a hand differently... we lose."

"If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker."

"You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once."

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."

"Texas Hold'em is a game of a minute to learn, a lifetime to master."